The Charlotte Bobcats Name Game

Sure there are plenty of post-draft analysis out there but they all basically say the same thing. Not here. The Charlotte Bobcats had the best draft in 2011. Because even if you didn't draft an immediate allstar, you can't go wrong with someone named Bismack Biyombo.

Bismack Biyombo: I'm honestly jealous of this name. And having a 7'7" wingspan doesn't hurt either. My proposed nickname: "Otto Von" Bismack Biyombo inspired by the man pictured below.

Nice helmet.

And watch out for the Maverick's 27th pick in the 2nd round, his last name rhymin' archnemesis, Targuy Ngombo.

Their 9th pick in this draft was Kemba Walker: Not comparable in overall name awesomeness as Biyombo but you cannot overlook who his name rhymes with.

Unfortunately I can't take credit for the following picture:

Oh, and he won a national championship. Team owner Michael Jordan did a great job on this draft. Now MJ just needs to be convinced to hold him up like that before the first game and maybe put some paint across his forehead...

And I'd like to say sorry to the Bobcat's 39th overall pick Jeremy Tyler. The only unique thing about your name is that you have two first names.

I'll give him another double first named man ending in Tyler: